E- book of Neil Strauss’ The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists. Photo gallery pre- loaded with pictures of your definitely real Lambo, which is in the shop, because you pushed it too hard, in an impromptu illegal street race, along uh the scenic Sicilian coast.Īpp which reminds you to call your mom on laundry day. Here’s some suggestions: Axe body spray dispenser. To pose as a real, live fake Lambo owner, you’re going to need an entirely different feature set. Fingerprint scanner.Ĭolor me unimpressed. Here’s the full feature set, per the Verge: 5. Per the Verge, this ridiculous money- hole- posing- as- a- phone clocks in with “the most luxurious technology”-roughly similar specifications to a high- end smartphone that costs less than a third of the sticker price-as well as a “liquid metal” frame, “Italian handmade black leather” and the Tonino Lamborghini Raging Bull logo, which symbolizes “strength, courage, determination and boldness.”It does come with a leather phone case and a cable, but no adapter, because lol. Finally, Lamborghini Has Made a Phone Exclusively for Assholes.Here’s the perfect gift for the special someone in your life who can’t afford a Lamborghini, but likes to dress and accessorize like they can: a $2,4.Alpha- One” premium smartphone.
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